Reasons Why I Hate Men

Men. Men. Men. Men?...

1. They don't get periods.
2. They don't bloat.
3. They call you fat when you do bloat.
4. They don't get mother freaking cramps.
5. They're not the ones with blood shooting out of their cooch.
6. They don't experience the urge to lowlife on food for a week (maybe some do...)
7. They're not getting wedgies from pads or uncomfortableness from tampons.
8. And NO, sticking a tampon up "there" is NOTHING like losing your virginity.
9. Men don't get the icky feeling of bleeding down there.
10. I mean, they get boners from outta nowhere sometimes, but it's not like they don't enjoy it.
11. Men don't get killer back pains that make you wanna shoot your brains out.
12. They complain when you ask them for the simplest favors like, "Could you run to the store to get me some pads?"
13. They say "You've lost your mind" when you bitch about them not doing you favors.
14. HAHA! Here's the killer-they STILL won't do it.
15. They still expect dinner on the table at the appointed time.
16. Even if you're on your period, that doesn't stop men from being horny at bedtime.
17. They get "sexually frustrated" when you say no. HAHAHA.
18. Men don't have to constantly check if they bled through something.
19. And no matter what men say, NO! Women do not get their periods because they "deserve it".